oh my. oh my. i blog too much

dazed: yeah my mom caught my brother jacking off to Powerpuff Girls
dazed: she didnt yell at him because she was laughing so hard
dazed: she just told everyone at his birthday party the next day
BaileD: You have the most fucked up family ever. Period.

[mwcfan88> man i really got tan over the past few days
[crack-geanie> alright thats it you've been warned now you're out of
the club
[crack-geanie> i expect you to return you're pointy hat and flaming
cross by tuesday
[mwcfan88> <:(

[blue_tetris> 1 in every 5 people are born in China.
[CF|sick> That's why you should never have more than 4 children.

[knob> anything that starts with a "k" on linux is "gay"
[Wyred> heh, same as Konveration
[knob> oh shit
* knob is now known as gnob

(@DaySleeper) straight people only need gays for the fashion industry
(@DaySleeper) gay people need straights so they don't die out

[Paine> Ah shit guys, I'm fucked.
[Criosys> ?
[Paine> I was showing my mom the way to download and watch music on the
computer downstairs (yeah, illegal, sue me). Anyway, I forgot to factor
in the fact that there's an option box to "Search my computer for music
files".
[Criosys> and...?
[Paine> What I DIDN'T know, was that it also adds video files. So about
5 minutes ago, I walked through the living room, saw my mom and sister
at the computer watching the visualisations.
[Paine> On the way back OUT of the room, the song changed, and all of a
sudden, hardcore lesbian porn for my mom and sister to enjoy.
[Paine> Now they're banging on the door so I'm turning MY music way up
so they can't hear my crying >_<

[Z> Letting XP run for more than a month is like re-using a condom 50 or
60 times
[Z> Theoretically it can work, but is sick and ill advised

[testic] Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty high
[testic] I think that includes wanking and wet dreams
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty low

[kperpy> then i heard my mum at the door and naturally i panicked right,
but luckily i alt+tab'd to porn and took off my pants before she saw
that i was on the microsoft website

<blehnus>In my experience, any attempt to make any system idiot proof
will only challenge God to make a better idiot

[blokhead]: cell phones are amazing.. every time I think they cannot get
more annoying, they get twice as annoying. It's like Moore's law applied
to annoyance
[blokhead]: I'm anticipating the new cellphones that have a megaphone
built-in. That way, your conversations will be clearly audible to
everyone within 500 feet

NGAH I'M BORED

oh my. oh my. i blog too much

dazed: yeah my mom caught my brother jacking off to Powerpuff Girls
dazed: she didnt yell at him because she was laughing so hard
dazed: she just told everyone at his birthday party the next day
BaileD: You have the most fucked up family ever. Period.

[mwcfan88> man i really got tan over the past few days
[crack-geanie> alright thats it you've been warned now you're out of
the club
[crack-geanie> i expect you to return you're pointy hat and flaming
cross by tuesday
[mwcfan88> <:(

[blue_tetris> 1 in every 5 people are born in China.
[CF|sick> That's why you should never have more than 4 children.

[knob> anything that starts with a "k" on linux is "gay"
[Wyred> heh, same as Konveration
[knob> oh shit
* knob is now known as gnob

(@DaySleeper) straight people only need gays for the fashion industry
(@DaySleeper) gay people need straights so they don't die out

[Paine> Ah shit guys, I'm fucked.
[Criosys> ?
[Paine> I was showing my mom the way to download and watch music on the
computer downstairs (yeah, illegal, sue me). Anyway, I forgot to factor
in the fact that there's an option box to "Search my computer for music
files".
[Criosys> and...?
[Paine> What I DIDN'T know, was that it also adds video files. So about
5 minutes ago, I walked through the living room, saw my mom and sister
at the computer watching the visualisations.
[Paine> On the way back OUT of the room, the song changed, and all of a
sudden, hardcore lesbian porn for my mom and sister to enjoy.
[Paine> Now they're banging on the door so I'm turning MY music way up
so they can't hear my crying >_<

[Z> Letting XP run for more than a month is like re-using a condom 50 or
60 times
[Z> Theoretically it can work, but is sick and ill advised

[testic] Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty high
[testic] I think that includes wanking and wet dreams
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty low

[kperpy> then i heard my mum at the door and naturally i panicked right,
but luckily i alt+tab'd to porn and took off my pants before she saw
that i was on the microsoft website

<blehnus>In my experience, any attempt to make any system idiot proof
will only challenge God to make a better idiot

[blokhead]: cell phones are amazing.. every time I think they cannot get
more annoying, they get twice as annoying. It's like Moore's law applied
to annoyance
[blokhead]: I'm anticipating the new cellphones that have a megaphone
built-in. That way, your conversations will be clearly audible to
everyone within 500 feet

NGAH I'M BORED