you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.

<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused


<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her name alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

AHAHAHAAAAAAAA

<OtherBill> omg.  It's the meditation mantra of the internet generation.

<FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish
<FrankFlyNess> we pass notes
<FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering

<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object
<+RonaldMcD|afk> looool
<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
<+Bastaard> LOL!
Baastaard.

<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself


<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs
<@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron
<usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?
<usunoro> she's TINY
<simqx> dude.
<@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4

<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs winME

<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :(
<q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking

<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards
<simqx> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover?
<FooMashoo> yes

<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.

<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast
<roninFool> steve: ha ha
<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?

<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?
<X-Chaos-X> orgasms..
HEH.

<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah.  Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
<simqx> and the little boys are FBI.
<Geothermal>LOLLERSKATES!

you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.

<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused


<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her name alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

AHAHAHAAAAAAAA

<OtherBill> omg.  It's the meditation mantra of the internet generation.

<FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish
<FrankFlyNess> we pass notes
<FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering

<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object
<+RonaldMcD|afk> looool
<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
<+Bastaard> LOL!
Baastaard.

<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself


<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs
<@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron
<usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?
<usunoro> she's TINY
<simqx> dude.
<@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4

<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs winME

<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :(
<q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking

<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards
<simqx> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover?
<FooMashoo> yes

<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.

<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast
<roninFool> steve: ha ha
<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?

<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?
<X-Chaos-X> orgasms..
HEH.

<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah.  Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
<simqx> and the little boys are FBI.
<Geothermal>LOLLERSKATES!